Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

You will need the following:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
2 cups dried fruits
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
freshly cut lemon wedges
1 quart bottle Tequila
Sample the tequila for quality. NEVER use cheap tequila.

Take a large bowl.

Turn on electric mixer, beat one sup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the tequila is still okay.

Grab the salt shaker, pour it on your hand, lick your hand and take one more swig teqlla just to be sure. take a bite out of the lemonwedge,raepeat as many toimes as neskesssary to ennsure the tuquila is ready tro be addded.

Turn off electric miser. Break 2 leggs and add to th b owl and chuck in the cup of dreid fruit. Mix on the turner.
Pour one level cup teklilla and drink.....repeat. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose use a drewsciver.

sample the tewkilla to check it and next sift tw o cups of salt....or something.....whao cares? Cry another tup of Tekillla.

Sifft the lemon juice and strain the water.

Add one table.


Of sugar or whatever you can find.

Grease the oven;

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. and beat the turner.

Throw the blowl out the window, check the tekkilla one more tim again and go to bed.

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